What exactly is it we do?
Here at Eyesore Industries, we are committed to providing you the customer with the highest quality in eyesore needs. If your buildings or home are looking just a little bit too perfect, or you want to work on lowering your taxes, we can help you out. Got pesky neighbor kids? With our help, parents will be warning them away from your property in no time. We have a detailed knowledge of regulations, both federal and state, and we have researchers who are committed to finding out exactly what your local city regulations will allow in terms of eyesores on your property.
If you simply need a little 'touching up', we can help you out by finding and strategically placing debris, such as old tires, trash lumber, junk cars, or one of our best sellers, the empty refrigerator with door, on your property. We can systematically 'eyesore' your house itself as well, by scraping paint, but not repainting, breaking a few windows, or even starting construction projects but never finishing them. Keep in mind that all of our eyesore enhancements are merely surface deep-- your property will remain as sturdy and weather resistant as it was before we started!
For larger properties, or commercial endeavors, we offer many services to help keep your property looking its 'best'. From putting artificial 'wear' on the outer surface, breaking up the concrete parking lots around your building, to hiring trained actors to stand around your property looking menacing while they do drugs, we've got you covered! In extreme cases, we can even build our 'eyesore buildings' (patent pending) on your lot where none existed! Why bother with an expensive looking new building for your commercial needs when you can have one that attracts little attention and blends seamlessly into the landscape at little to no extra cost? We've got you covered!
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