Customer Testimonials
Here at Eyesore, we're proud of the work we do, and we love to hear from our customers. If you've got an Eyesore experience you'd like to share, feel free to email us! Here are just a few of the success stories that have come out of Eyesore Industries' years of experience:
Kathy Smith:
Before I found Eyesore indusries, my life was a complete disaster. Everything was so neat and clean, I just didn't know what to do with myself. Then came Eyesore, and it all changed for the better. Now my property taxes have been lowered to a level I can actually afford, and the neighborhood kids don't come around nearly as often. I think that might be because little Bobby from next door got tetanus while playing in my yard (serves him right, the little bastard). But whatever it was, my life is much happier now without their constant pestering. Thanks Eyesore!
John McPuttz:
For the longest time, my yard was missing something. I could never put my finger on what exactly it was missing, but after a friend turned me on to Eyesore, I found exactly what I needed! Shopping carts! Lots of them! Thanks to Eyesore, I was able to get a whole bunch of shopping carts to put in my yard. Plus they rounded up a bunch of the neighborhood kids to play on them, so the deal is even sweeter! Thanks again Eyesore!